Johnny & the bag of fruit - funny or not?

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."



Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."



Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."



By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."



Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

Johnny %26amp; the bag of fruit - funny or not?
That's greatly funny!!! Thanks!
Reply:LOL!

eeeew.
Reply:hahaha very funny lol
Reply:Lmao wow XDD
Reply:Nice one....that made my day!
Reply:Made me smile
Reply:this has to be the best one yet very funny
Reply:So whats the funny part?
Reply:HAHAHA

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u gotta love johnny!!
Reply:Great joke i like your sense of humour, keep it up
Reply:Made me lol!
Reply:lol love it
Reply:Yes very good. Got any more?
Reply:there goes Johnny !
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10
Reply:Nu,uh,It sure aint funny!
Reply:i grinning from ear to ear......star.
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Reply:hahaha good joke. Thanks for sharing. lol
Reply:great one babes xxx pmsl xxxx
Reply:... i like your thinking
Reply:funny eh?
Reply:Lol.
Reply:Johnny got back at the teacher trying to trick them like that, bringing in a bag of vegetables and getting the students to guess what kind of fruit they are, what a meanie!
Reply:ok , its funny
Reply:They are all vegetables though.
Reply:dont you just love him, pmsl



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Reply:Ew but funny!
Reply:LOL so good
Reply:LOL..... I like that one. that is cute. Very Very cute.